ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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