Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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