And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
two words...techno handjob
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
send nudes
from the living room?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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