Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
