its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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