The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Brb crying the tears of my youth
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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