Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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