He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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