and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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