I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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