operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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