doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
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Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If I die, sorry about rent.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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