Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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