i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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