Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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