She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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