32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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