Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
