I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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