Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
