Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
