Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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