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what?
penguin condom
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
tell me about the fingering
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