You surviving the open bar?
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OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
