So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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