maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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