I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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