we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My ass is underappreciated
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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