guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You smell like stripper and shame
I don't think brook has ever known best
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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