I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
