Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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