Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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