Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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