big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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