What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you made out with another girl for some wings
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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