R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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