I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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