she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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