I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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