Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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