I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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