Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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