You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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