You work out of a Hotel?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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