they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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