We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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