Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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