So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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