she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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