i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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