Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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