You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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