weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
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Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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