It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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