its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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